Because I’m getting older and everything of importance seems to involve eating, I thought I’d comment on current issues in a way that interests me; that is, by likening them to courses in a meal. In this analogy, the “meal” in question is the November election, and the dishes are ranked in terms of their relative importance.
Main Course:
Government spending. There is no doubt that government is spending way too much. On virtually every level, governments from local to federal are running deficits that will hamper, perhaps even prevent, future prosperity. To my mind, there is no other issue that even comes close to this; because it represents not only a loss of future financial strength and independence; but it also signals a drastic intrusion by government into the private lives of every citizen, with an accompanying loss of freedom. With every bailout and industry takeover, government comes closer to gaining total control of our healthcare, our mortgages, our money, the food we eat, and even our thoughts. The problem, then, goes beyond a simple desire for a fiscally responsibility government (a worthy goal in itself) and extends to a government bent on using it’s credit card to force behavior and destroy liberty. In the end, if this continues, we will lose not only our freedom, but our nation as well.
Side Dishes:
Unemployment. This is a big side-dish that could probably serve as a main course all by itself were it not for the fact that government’s role in employment is secondary next to the private sector. I am of the opinion that unemployment would have jumped with or without government intervention, given the state of the economy in 2008. The fact is that the government stimulus spending has done nothing to help employment levels, and it has probably delayed recovery by months if not years. If the government had stayed out of the stimulus, bailout, and economic recovery biz, I think unemployment might have spiked up higher for the short term, but would have recovered quicker. The trouble is that government tries to improve and manage the economy from the top down, when in fact real growth, real recovery, and real prosperity ALWAYS rises from the bottom up. Real job growth will only occur when the government creates an environment that is friendly to business, and demonstrates that it, too, knows how to control itself financially. That’s the only role that government has with regard to employment, and businesses won’t hire, won’t invest, and won’t grow unless and until they see proof that government understands this simple fact.
Afghanistan. When will it end? This is a side-dish that has been around too long and is long past it’s “consume by” date. Either win it now, or get the hell out.
One-party rule. The Republicans were in total control for a few years and managed to botch things up pretty well. Now that we know what happens when the Democrats are in total control, can we agree that neither party should be allowed to run things unopposed from now on? One-party rule is like mashed potatoes without gravy.
Garnish: Things that don’t really matter.
Ground-Zero Mosques. Who cares? There are so many important things to worry about that this issue is like the sprig of parsley next to the rib-eye. It’s a distraction that needs to be plucked off the plate and discarded.
Obama’s religion. This is the crouton on the salad. It’s just there for crunchiness. Frankly, if I wanted stale bread in my meal, I’d go to Subway. (Actually, I love Subway, and their bread is delicious; I just needed a bread analogy)
Dessert:
Saying goodbye Nancy Pelosi as Speaker. If it happens, it will be delicious. I will savor every moment of this delectible treat.

Reggie was riding shotgun as I went to get my vehicle emissions test today. But I was denied a test due to Reggie’s presence.

