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Sigmadogs win it all!

July 19th, 2010

Sigmadogs logo What a weekend! Our team went undefeated in the End-of-Season tournament, winning three games via the mercy-rule (any team that leads by 10 or more points after 5 innings is declared the winner).

The final championship game was a real nail-biter. The lead changed hands a couple times, and our defense kept us in it the whole way. We finally pulled away in the top of the seventh with an eight point lead. They scored 3 more runs in the bottom of the seventh, but we ended the threat with a game-ending double play and winning it all, 23-18.

Our offense was amazing. Everyone was on top of their game at the plate. We worked the count, and got the hits we needed to keep our rallies going. I love this team!

To make the weekend even more magical, we had our very own Elvis siting!

Elvis

We encountered The King at (the appropriately named) Legends Sports Bar after our games on Saturday. He was kind enough to pose for a picture, and chatted with us for a few minutes. He’s part of a tribute band called Elvis and the Rustabouts, and judging by the music on their website, he’s pretty darn good. In addition, his name really is Elvis. He was a very nice guy, and I’ll bet he puts on a great show.

A softball championship, and an audience with The King. That was my weekend. How was yours?

Trade Lee to Cincinnati? Hell yes!

May 19th, 2010

The one bright spot in yet another dismal season for the Seattle Mariners is the acquisition and resulting brilliant performance of 2008 Cy Young Winner Cliff Lee. Unfortunately, Lee’s talents have been wasted by a team that can’t hit, at times can barely field, and can’t hold on to leads the few times they have them. It’s clear that Lee will be gone by the end of the season – if not sooner – and according to John McGrath at the Tacoma News Tribune, a likely mid-season trading partner could be found in the Cincinnati Reds.

Trading Lee sooner than later won’t guarantee the Mariners will be a better team, merely a different one, with more intriguing pieces on board for the future.

What the Mariners need is a trading partner eager to make a splash in 2010, yet blessed with a stockpile of talent on the farm. More specifically, the Mariners need a trading partner convinced Lee can be the difference between a good season and an unforgettable season.

A trading partner such as the Cincinnati Reds.

The Reds haven’t finished with a winning record since 2000. They haven’t qualified for the playoffs since 1995. On Sunday, while the Mariners were wasting away in Tampa Bay, the Reds were overtaking St. Louis for the lead in the N.L. Central.

Cincinnati has a Rookie-of-the-Year candidate in starter Mike Leake, and another starter, Johnny Cueto, threw a one-hit shutout last week. But the rotation remains dicey. Put Lee into it, and the Reds are upgraded from a pleasant surprise to an odds-on favorite.

Wow! Put me down in favor of this deal. I’d love to see Lee pitching for a contender like the Reds (my new favorite team). He could be just the addition they need to push themselves past the competition in the NL Central for the first time in 15 years.

Reds live!

May 18th, 2010

I’m listening to the Reds game live! Yahoo!

UPDATE: The Reds win in the bottom of the ninth, tying the score with a 2-run homer and winning with a deep hit off the right field wall. These guys have all the appearance of a team that expects to win, and they come through… big time!

On a side note, the graphical interface for the GameDay and At Bat service is awesome. It’s filled with stats and all the information you need to follow the game. It updates nearly instantly with the action (with some of the more complicated plays, it does lag a bit – though you still have the audio which is always immediate). They even include video highlights of the big plays. I got to watch the homeruns, and the game-winning hit just a minute or two after the fact. The only thing missing is streaming video, which I don’t care to pay for.

For a mere $20 bucks, this is an outstanding product. I’m gonna get a LOT of good baseball this year.

This is exciting!

Dear Reds – I’m home

May 17th, 2010

It’s been thirty-three years since I last followed the Cincinnati Reds, but now I’m coming home.

I’ve had it with the Seattle Mariners. They are a poorly run, joyless, incompetent bunch of bums that couldn’t find their ass with both hands.

Today, I purchased a membership for audio feeds of pro baseball using the MLB.TV At Bat service. It’s only $20 for the full season, and I can listen live or to archived audio. Right now, I’m listening to the archived game from earlier today between the Milwaukee Brewers and the first-place Cincinnati Reds.

Wow! So this is how a real professional baseball team plays!

Additionally, I went to the Reds homepage and downloaded a Cincinnati Reds toolbar for Firefox that provides scrolling news updates and links to various Reds stuff. In for a penny, in for a pound, I suppose. Pretty soon I suppose I’ll be ordering extra large Reds jammies.

It feels good to be back. Now I just have to learn all the players names and positions.

Sweet Dreams, Junior

May 10th, 2010

With his, age, injuries, slow bat speed, inability to judge pitchers, and utter incapacity to move runners forward, it’s not as if we need another reason to ditch Ken Griffey Jr. And yet… here is a report from Larry LaRue: on Griffey’s special clubhouse presence..

Last week, when some members of the press corps asked manager Don Wakamatsu why he hadn’t used Griffey as a pinch hitter for Rob Johnson late in a game, Wakamatsu was vague.

Two Mariners players, however, weren’t. Both are younger players, fond of Griffey. Neither had an ax to grind.

So why didn’t Wakamatsu go to Junior off the bench.

“He was asleep in the clubhouse,” one player said. “He’d gone back about the fifth inning to get a jacket and didn’t come back. I went back in about the seventh inning – and he was in his chair, sound asleep.

”The other player, who knows Griffey a little better, tried to rationalize.

“He doesn’t sleep well at night, he’s away from his family, he’s comfortable in the clubhouse,” he said. “They could have awakened him …”

Lessee, that works out to how many thousands of dollars per “Zzzzz”?

At least we can hit

May 7th, 2010

Sigmadogs LogoWe had our first softball game of the season last night. Despite the cold temperatures, our bats were smoking hot. We always play doubleheaders, and we won the first game 12-4 and the second game 16-1.

I pitched the first game and then played shortstop for the second. Shortstop is my favorite position, but age has caught up with me and I usually let the young whippersnappers play short. Last night, however, our regular shortstop couldn’t make it, so I got to relive the glory for one night. Not much came my way, unfortunately, but I did participate in a great double play. As shortstop, I live for double plays.

Before the game, I was chatting with the umpire and we got on the topic of Major League Baseball, and I expressed my detest for all things Yankee, at which point he remarked that I must be a disgusting Red Sox fan. I set him straight, telling him that I hate both teams, but the Yankees slightly more. He then asked what team I liked, at which point I uttered my most brilliant line of the day…

“Well,” I said “I’d be a fan of Seattle, if only they had a major league team.”

“Ouch!” he said as he walked away.

At the suggestion of my friend, Ideawave, I’m considering moving my allegiance to the team I followed religiously in my youth. Back in the 70′s, it was all about the Cincinnati Reds. Pete Rose, Johnny Bench, George Foster, Tom Seaver, Joe Morgan, Dave Concepcion, Sparky Anderson… The Big Red Machine was the team to watch.

Currently, the Reds are in 2nd place in the NL Central with a .500 record. Sounds like a real MLB team to me. Certainly, they can’t be any worse than the Mariners (because nobody is worse than the Mariners).

I think I’d look good in a soft-top CincyReds hat.

Wanted: MLB team to root for

May 6th, 2010

Looking for exciting, motivated MLB Team to watch and enjoy. First Place contention not required, but must be fun to watch, win or lose. Ideal team will be filled with exciting players who clearly have a love for the game, and a desire to perform both defensively AND offensively. Teams showing an ability to HIT THE FRIGGIN’ BALL are preferred. Teams built around over-the-hill future Hall of Famers need not apply. NO BOBBLEHEADS. Send inquiries to Safeco Field, Seattle.

It’s like 2008 all over again

May 5th, 2010

I’m glad I skipped the Mariners last night.

What do you do when you’ve got no offense, and your defense breaks down? This early in the season, there’s not a whole lot you can do. Fortunately for the Mariners, they happen to be in what is arguably the worst division in the majors. As such, they have been able to continue stinking the place up night after night and can still wake up to find themselves a mere 2 1/2 games back.

As I noted before, the starting pitchers are carrying this club with some consistent performances bordering on brilliant. But that can’t last forever. When will the rest of this team (composed of reputed “professionals”) actually step up and start playing like pros? I’m thinking the answer is “not anytime soon”. And according to Geoff Baker, serious problems are looming for Mariners.

I feel like we’ve been here before. A team with dreams and promises of contending falls flat on its face in the first couple months of play and spends the rest of the season circling the drain.

It’s like 2008 all over again.

Too many good pitchers

April 20th, 2010

Mariners logoNo, I’m not talking about an evening at my favorite brew pub, I’m referring to the current (and very strange) dilemma facing the Seattle Mariners.

In short, the problem is that the young pitchers the M’s are using seem to be doing rather well the last couple starts (Fister had a no-hitter for seven innings last night). But with the eventual return of Cliff Lee, one of these guys is gonna lose his spot. The difficulty is picking which guy takes the hit. Honestly, it’s nice for the M’s to finally be contemplating this kind of problem.

Things finally clicked

April 13th, 2010

I had hoped to have more time tonight to wallow in Mariner Misery, but those plans were disrupted by a project deadline I had to meet tonight. That, and an unexpected Mariner win and, well, there’s not much point in complaining now…

Briefly, I will say that it’s nice to see a bottom-of-the-rotation guy put it together for a change. Doug Fister was on target all night long. No walks through seven (or was it eight?) innings. Very nice to see.

And perhaps most gratifying was the awakening of the offense. Finally. Lots of balls were hit hard tonight, which is a good sign, though far too many runners were left on base. That’s a problem we’ve had for several years, and I’m hoping they can finally turn that problem around. To do anything in their division, they’re going to have to start scoring 4 or more runs per game at a minimum (more when they are playing Texas).

Hopefully, the currently hot A’s will retreat to the mean, and the Mariners will rise to their potential from here on out. They’ll definitely need to up their game, because they’re 3-6 and they haven’t even played the Angels yet.

It was a good night tonight. The first really good game of the season, in my opinion.

Baseball play of the year (so far)

April 6th, 2010

If you love watching highlight reels of amazing plays, be prepared to see this play again and again in the coming months.

Felix for five!

January 19th, 2010

Allow me to break into the extended Almost Daily vacation to pass on some news from Geoff Baker at the Seattle Times who reports that the Mariners will be signing Felix Hernandez to a five-year deal amounting to $78 million.

This is very good news, as there was a real danger of losing him after this season to free agency.

Selig: Playoffs will be changed to caged death-match

November 19th, 2009

Well, not really. But Major League Baseball simply must do something about the awful scheduling of the playoffs. Perhaps, as Larry Stone suggests, “Commisioner Bud Selig has seen the light: Postseason schedule will be condensed”.

It has been hard for the postseason to gain any sort of momentum with the constant gaps, and I believe casual fans tended to drift off to other things — college and NFL football, for instance. During one span, the Angels and Yankees played just eight times in 20 days leading up to Game 6 of the ALCS. In a sport that’s built upon the rhythms — and challenges — of playing every day, that’s just not right.

Nor is playing baseball in November or even late October. They need to wrap up the World Series by mid-October at the latest. I don’t think there is a special magical quality that can only be gained by waiting until October for the playoffs. Let’s move them into September. Teams could play some more double-headers during the season to open up the late September schedule.

Clearly something needs to be done.

And while they are working on that, they should take a look at the officiating and figure out a way to make that better, too (cough!– video replay–cough!).

World Series 2009

October 28th, 2009

I’m hoping the Phillies can deny the hated Yankees another championship. To be fair, there are several members of the Yankees team that I respect and admire: Mariano Rivera, Derek Jeeter, and Jorge Posada. I have nothing against these three players.

That said, as long as Alex Rodriguez remains on the team, I will maintain an inflexible loathing for all things Yankee. That’s just the way it is.

Finally, I cannot avoid asking…

“Why are we playing baseball in November?”

Let the baseball orgy begin!

October 7th, 2009

Yankees SuckJust finished up listening to the Phillies beat the sloppy Rockies. Now I’ve donned my “Yankees Suck” hat for the first game of the NY / Minnesota series.

Go Twins!

It’s time to blow it up.

May 20th, 2009

Seattle Mariners logo The Mariners are pretty much out of contention now. Not mathematically, of course. But with each day, they are beginning to resemble more and more the monstrosity of suckitude that was the 2008 team. As fans, we’ve endured a lot of “give it time” talks from management, and we’ve sat and waited for these bums to “play to their potential” game after game. I’m done waiting.

These guys don’t got it. Blow it up.

I’m not inclined to dump the coaches. They’re new and deserve a chance to establish their management style. Nor would I eliminate the veterans who are performing (Branyan and, well mainly Branyan). And there are some young players who show potential (Gutierrez, Balentien, Chavez, Jak, Olsen, Vargas and a few others). But as for the others:

Ichiro. Deal him outta here. His trade value is high. We should be able to get at least a good starting pitcher out of the deal, probably more. Our minor league system is heavy with outfielders. But you don’t even need to go there, because the current squad has plenty of fielders (Chavez, Gutierrez, Balentien) with speed and decent bats.

Beltre. Deal him. He’s gone at the end of the season anyway. It’s true he’s a great defender, but his bat is a massive sucking hole of emptiness in the middle of the lineup. We’ve waited long enough for his bat to wake up and it never has.

Bedard. Deal him while he’s healthy. Get a few good players in return.

Washburn. Deal him. I like his performance this year, but that just makes his trade value even better.

Betancourt. Trade him for whatever you can get, perhaps a beer vendor or something.

Lopez. Deal him if you can. But keep him if nothing worthwhile surfaces. He’s spotty, but if he can improve his consistency, he’ll be a good middle of the line-up hitter.

Johjima. We’re stuck with him. Sucks. But do we have to play him?

Griffey. Keep him. This year is toast anyway, and he’s still fun to watch at the plate. Play him at DH only. He’s no good in the field anymore.

Hernandez. Keep him for now. He needs to get his mental game figured out, but once he does, he’ll be an ace. He shows flashes of that now, but his performances are sometimes spotty.

It’s time to admit defeat and build for 2011 (not 2010, it will take at least two years to build this team back up).

Hits. Please.

May 6th, 2009

Seattle Mariners logoIt looks like this may be Mariners’ last day in first place for a while.

I’m not jumping ship; just facing facts. They lost the last two games against the Rangers; games they should have won, especially with their two aces, Hernandez and Bedard on the hill. Granted, Hernandez was not at his best, fighting the flu, and was probably a little weak. He made some mistakes and the Rangers made him pay. Bedard, on the other hand, put up another good seven innings, keeping us close, only to watch it destroyed by a poor performance by Stark in the tenth inning.

The fact is, these Mariners have been winning some highly improbable games lately. I’m honestly amazed at some of the wins they’ve pulled off in the last week or so. I’m still excited about watching this team, even though it seems they are starting to level off in the standings. One can never seem to count this team out, and that makes them enormously fun to watch.

That said, I think there is a real big problem with this team: They need to start hitting the damn ball.

In his post today, Geoff Baker of the Seattle Times points out where the M’s are failing in a big way; their two highest paid players are not producing offensively.

As we saw a year ago, the Mariners are now well into May and still waiting for their two highest-paid players to do what they are supposed to. Beltre has yet to hit a home run and he’s struggling to keep his on-base-plus-slugging percentage above .500 — .500! A slap-hitting middle infielder can’t get away with numbers that bad, never mind a clean-up hitter. And moving Beltre to No. 5 isn’t the answer either. If you’re in the middle of the order, you have to hit.

If you were wondering, that OPS total makes Beltre the worst clean-up hitter in all of baseball by roughly 120 points of OPS. In other words, even the next worst guy is in the mid-.600s.

And then there’s Ichiro, who has a .322 on-base percentage at the moment that ties him for second-worst among AL leadoff hitters with at least 50 plate appearances. His OPS is also second-worst, as is his runs total. Now, the runs can be explained away by his early ulcer and lack of games played relative to others. But not those other stats. His batting average is .291, but it’s an empty number. The kind Jose Vidro used to put up. A leadoff hitter has to have an on-base percentage up in the mid-300s and Ichiro’s isn’t there. He’s only 20th best in the majors at the moment and the M’s are paying him big money to do a whole lot more.

You have to be pleased with the way the pitching staff, for the most part, has stepped up their game this year. And a few of the new guys are generally doing well (Gutierrez, Chavez, and Branyan in particular). But the lack of performance from the team leaders is disappointing and will need to change if this team expects to compete going forward.

I wasn’t expecting this

April 16th, 2009

Seattle Mariners logo…but I’m enjoying it while it lasts. The Seattle Mariners are playing some great baseball so far this season. They are 7-2 with a six game winning streak to start the season. Oh, and they are in 1st place.

The Mariners are showing the kind of spirit that has been missing from this club for several years. It’s a joy to watch them again.

Last year, they were a team that performed like… well that’s just it, they DIDN’T perform. They sucked in every way imaginable, and also in some ways that were unimaginable, from the front office on down to the lowly minor league call-ups (not their fault, of course, but they were subject to the vastness of suck that dominated on the club, and played accordingly). In every game last year, you could see (or perhaps imagine to see) the players looking at their watches, wondering, like all of us, when the season was going to be over. They were mailing it in from May through September, and everyone knew it. The end of the season came as a relief, like a mercy killing that ended everyone’s pain.

This year, they look and play like a totally different team. This is a group of guys that play as though they aren’t just there for the paycheck. In the first week of play, I’ve seen more see-saw battles where the M’s fought back from a deficit, sometimes more than once in a game, than I saw all of last year. To me, that’s the mark of a team driven to win. A team that won’t give up. It’s not appropriate to draw any parallels to earlier M’s teams (it’s way too early, for one thing), but it’s clear to me that these guys have the right mental attitude to go along with their abilities – and that’s something the Mariners have needed for a long time.

Finally! It’s good to be a Mariners fan again.

A-Roid fesses up

February 9th, 2009

Alex Rodriguez admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs in an interview on Monday with ESPN.

Rodriguez told veteran baseball reporter Peter Gammons that he used steroids “for a period of time” and only when he was with the Rangers. Rodriguez played for Texas from 2001-03 before being traded to the Yankees prior to the ’04 season.

When A-Rod was a Mariner, he was talented with the glove, powerful with the bat, and utterly bland in every other way. He seldom if ever said anything original, which would have indicated to others the presence of an actual mind with opinions and thoughts. Instead, nearly every word out of his mouth had the tone and tenor of a corporate PR release, as if it had been repeatedly focus-grouped and approved for public consumption. It was as though his mind was not his own, but was being programmed by his agent, or the front office. With every question, you could almost hear the hard-drive spinning up, searching for the most insipid banality to utter. My impression was that his concern for his image (and the money-stream that image generated) was so all-encompassing that he would not allow himself to risk saying or doing anything that would even cast a shadow that would appear controversial. The overall effect was to present a public persona that was vanilla (but not too vanilla, in case someone out there didn’t like vanilla).

As much as that irritated me, I was nevertheless glad to have him on our team.

It is one thing to be careful in what one says to avoid offense. It is another thing entirely to utter a bald-faced, completely transparent lie. And that is what A-Rod did when he announced his signing of a $250 million deal with the Texas Rangers, saying, in effect that it wasn’t about the money, but about building a World Series calibre team in Arlington. Yeah. That worked out well.

I lost all respect for A-Rod that day. And unlike him, I’m telling the truth when I say it’s not about the money. I completely understand his decision to grab the cash. I’d do the same; hell, anybody would. But I’d also have the stones to say I took the deal because… well… because it was 250 million freakin’ dollars, Man! Sometimes honesty should take priority over PR. A-Rod failed that test, big time.

Now it comes out that A-Rod is not only a douchebag, he’s a juicebag too. What a shock. Now the inevitable media swarm will descend upon him like flies on a turd. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

The sad truth is that baseball is not what it once was (I wonder if it ever was, really). The greatness is long gone from the game as it is played now at the major league level. I still enjoy it because I love the sport – but I have little admiration for the players anymore. Not since Edgar retired.

Drugs are a scourge upon this great sport. Give me the good old days of Cobb, Ruth, Williams, and Mantle, when baseball players enhanced their performances in the traditional way, with booze and hookers.

103 is in reach! Go M’s!

August 21st, 2008

The Seattle Mariners are continuing to prove on a daily basis their utter lack of ability to score, to hit, to catch and to run. Like Ideawave, I don’t even watch the games any more, and rarely even listen on the radio (I much prefer the calming aural vibrations of Elvis Costello, Mark Knopfler and Robert Earl Keen to the squealing tires and breaking glass that is the Mariners’ freeway crash of a season). I do, however, follow the standings in hopes that the M’s will rise to the challenge of garnering 100 loses with a payroll in excess of $100 million. If they can do this, they’ll be the first in the majors to achieve such a distinction.

Just think about it: The M’s will have paid over $1 million per loss! What an enormous achievement! Really, it’s the only goal within reach of the Mariners this year. So I’m rooting for them to fail, and fail big. Perhaps only then will the ownership realize the vast suckitude which they have created and decide to blow things up, from the bottom to the top (and I mean the very top, meaning Chuck and Howie).

C’mon, M’s! You’ve got a winning percentage of .365, which puts you on track for 103 losses. Go for it! It’s your only hope.

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