We had our first softball game of the season last night. Despite the cold temperatures, our bats were smoking hot. We always play doubleheaders, and we won the first game 12-4 and the second game 16-1.
I pitched the first game and then played shortstop for the second. Shortstop is my favorite position, but age has caught up with me and I usually let the young whippersnappers play short. Last night, however, our regular shortstop couldn’t make it, so I got to relive the glory for one night. Not much came my way, unfortunately, but I did participate in a great double play. As shortstop, I live for double plays.
Before the game, I was chatting with the umpire and we got on the topic of Major League Baseball, and I expressed my detest for all things Yankee, at which point he remarked that I must be a disgusting Red Sox fan. I set him straight, telling him that I hate both teams, but the Yankees slightly more. He then asked what team I liked, at which point I uttered my most brilliant line of the day…
“Well,” I said “I’d be a fan of Seattle, if only they had a major league team.”
“Ouch!” he said as he walked away.
At the suggestion of my friend, Ideawave, I’m considering moving my allegiance to the team I followed religiously in my youth. Back in the 70′s, it was all about the Cincinnati Reds. Pete Rose, Johnny Bench, George Foster, Tom Seaver, Joe Morgan, Dave Concepcion, Sparky Anderson… The Big Red Machine was the team to watch.
Currently, the Reds are in 2nd place in the NL Central with a .500 record. Sounds like a real MLB team to me. Certainly, they can’t be any worse than the Mariners (because nobody is worse than the Mariners).
I think I’d look good in a soft-top CincyReds hat.