Really, this guy is… um… well… you just gotta see it for yourself.
A different drummer
June 6th, 2010
Attention, soul-loving zombie hunters…
March 12th, 2010James Brown’s body is ‘missing from its crypt’
James Brown as a zombie?
To those of us manning the guns, and tasked with distinguishing between the living and the undead, it’s gonna be hard to tell the difference between James Brown the shuffling, grunting, corpse-like zombie, and James Brown the shuffling, grunting, corpse-like singer. Which begs the question, was James Brown ever really alive?
When life hands you lemons…
March 9th, 2010We’ve all heard about the problems Toyota is experiencing with their automobiles. The situation presents a serious threat to sales of Toyota vehicles, and given the state of the economy, this is no time to experience such a calamity.
But like the true marketing professional that I am, I would like to suggest to Toyota that the news is not all bad. Within the current troubles lies the solution, and all that is required to prosper is a new way of thinking about the driving experience. So, as a courtesy to my Japanese friends, I offer (free of charge, in the interest of international friendship) the solution to the current dilemma symbolized by a new slogan:
New Product from Apple
January 28th, 2010Clearly, I am not part of the intended market…
How government helps you…
January 4th, 2010..in a metaphorical video.
If it lasts for four hours, he’ll need a doctor
December 21st, 2009As I was visiting National Review Online’s web site today, I came across the following curious juxtaposition of ad and headline. It gave me a much needed chuckle.
Urine-soaked playpens and a side of violence
December 1st, 2009Nothing brings a family together quite like a fight at Chuck E. Cheese.
Arlington Heights police are investigating a “family ordeal that got out of hand” Sunday night at the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant, 955 W. Dundee Road.
According to Sgt. Tom Boggs, a family was apparently celebrating the birthday of a young man in his early teens when other members of the family showed up, and an argument began.
“There was a pushing match and things were thrown,” said Boggs.
I only have one question…
Early teens?
Teleprompter ruins Obama family dinner
November 18th, 2009Here’s a story that, while perhaps not factually accurate, definitely possesses truthiness.
Bacon: delicious and funny
October 22nd, 2009Expect turbulence followed by a body cavity search
October 21st, 2009Oh, how I love traveling these days…
Dead Flies = Art
October 12th, 2009
Sarah Palin – Beat Poet
July 28th, 2009Here’s a hilarious beatnik interpretation of Sarah Palin’s incoherent exit speech, starring the appropriately otherworldly Captain Kirk.
Insensitivity Training
July 10th, 2009Forget about Sensitivity Training. People are too sensitive already. Everyone is looking for opportunities to be offended these days. What we really need, is Insensitivity Training.
Now, while I don’t have the resources (or interest) in putting together Insensitivity Training Seminars, I do, however have the the means and desire to make a fashion statement to that effect.
And so can you.
So I was shopping for some new underwear…
June 10th, 2009… when all of a sudden… out of nowhere…
And then, when it was over, we all discovered our wallets were gone.
The new Footloose movie
April 3rd, 2009Zoology staggers on
March 23rd, 2009Drunk gorillas. Need I say more?
‘Some were running round cackling to each other, others were going mad swinging through the trees, some were just lying on the ground in an inebriated state.
The trick is to win twice
March 17th, 2009Really, that’s the only way to be successful operating the Japanese Boob Claw Machine.
Reminds me of a line from Blazing Saddles…
March 16th, 2009“Raping our cattle, and stampeding our women.”
Online sources say it was a combination of a fight in line and a broken-down BMW that led to the bedlam at auditions for America’s Next Top Model in New York City on Saturday.
Three people were arrested and six others hurt, two of them hospitalized, after the stampede outside the Park Central New York hotel in Manhattan.
That explains it
March 4th, 2009Finally, I know what I’ve been doing wrong.
You see, I’ve always thought the seam needed to be above the toenails.
Tip o’ the hat to client Stephanie for the link. I don’t want to know how she found it.
