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Jimmy Buffett: Stupid-aritaville

July 9th, 2010

Those who know me are aware of my love for Jimmy Buffett’s music. Part of the difficulty of being a fan of Mr. Buffett is that, as gifted as he is in crafting catchy pop-tunes, he also has a gift for supreme inanity and amazingly stupid boneheaded remarks such as the following, regarding the Gulf oil spill:

"To me it was more about eight years of bad policy before Obama got there that let this happen. It was Dracula running the blood bank in terms of oil and leases," he said. "I think that has more to do with it than how the president reacted to it."

Forget that the government agency charged with overseeing offshore drilling pre-dates the Bush presidency by several decades; and nevermind that the lax oversight occurred well into the current administration’s term; and please ignore the fact that Bush had been out of office for fifteen frickin’ months before the explosion; and pay no mind to the two months of federal inaction, bureaucratic B.S., and empty posturing by Obama and his crew before substantive action was even considered.

Forget all that because it’s just easier (and less taxing to your addled brain) to blame everything on Bush.

Hey, Jimmy! Baby! Love the music, now please just shut up and sing.

The Wrong Stuff

July 5th, 2010

Just when you think the Obama administration can’t get things any more wrong…

This just in: NASA Chief’s Top Priority: Better Relations With Muslim World.

"When I became the NASA administrator — or before I became the NASA administrator — [Obama] charged me with three things. One was he wanted me to help re-inspire children to want to get into science and math, he wanted me to expand our international relationships, and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science … and math and engineering," Bolden said in the interview.

So NASA’s brief is no longer about advancing the human spirit, nor is it about inspiring all humanity to reach beyond our petty differences for a common goal, and neither is it about increasing knowledge and making technological advances that benefit the whole world. No. It’s not about such petty, parochial concerns.

Under this administration, space exploration is all about sucking up to the world muslim community.

Unbelievable. Friggin’ unbelievable.

Here are some questions: Why can’t space exploration be about… SPACE EXPLORATION? When did that simple goal lose it’s appeal? And when did NASA become an arm of the State Department’s Outreach Program?

You know, I’ve always had respect for people who just did what they did, eventually excelling at a task through sheer determination and all-consuming focus, often with little or no consideration given to what others thought of their obsession. I think of the proverbial kid down the street who loved to tinker and think strange things, and mess around with funny ideas and junk; you know, the kid who grew up to be Thomas Edison, Walt Disney, or Steve Jobs.

That used to be the United States.

We were the ones that went about our business, solely consumed with our work, our particular specialty, and doing it better than anyone else; and our imagination, our innovations, and our infectious enthusiasm became the envy of the world. We were the ones who led by example. We were the self-made whiz kid that everyone followed, not because he encouraged them, but because they saw the brilliance in his ideas, and in that vision, they caught a glimmer of a better future in which they might play a part.

We used to be that person. But who are we now?

When the head of NASA is kissing the muslim’s butts, it’s clear we’ve become just another obsequious nitwit for whom popularity is more valuable than achievement. We’re the fat rich kid in the neighborhood who thinks he can sacrifice his lunch money to avoid getting pantsed, but who winds up at the end of the day still hungry, and with his underwear wrapped around his forehead, Atomic Wedgie-style.

Obama is that guy. He’s so desperate to be liked by the world that he has become the world’s laughingstock. He has been given an enormous gift in the office of the most powerful man in the world and yet his bumbling, obsequious, and fawning policies will not only cost us in national greatness, but will undoubtedly allow the rest of the world (who – surprise! – are not really our friends) to give us all a collective national wedgie.

Not since Jimmy Carter has there been a president more obviously in possession of the Wrong Stuff.

Politician, kick thine own..

June 15th, 2010

It’s dead

January 22nd, 2010

That’s what it really means when the President says he’ll “never stop fighting” for healthcare reform.

Hoo-Effing-Ray!

Like most politicians, Obama has a congenital inability to admit he was wrong. Vowing to “fight on” is the closest he’ll ever come to publicly saying he made a mistake. Cloaking his surrender in words of resolution is all he’s left with, because he knows damn-well that many in his party are now petrified with fear at an angry electorate and won’t imperil their cushy seats of power by supporting Obama-care in the future.

Trust me. It ain’t happening. Obama-care is dead.

Teleprompter ruins Obama family dinner

November 18th, 2009

Here’s a story that, while perhaps not factually accurate, definitely possesses truthiness.

Now they’re just making stuff up

November 17th, 2009

Exclusive: Jobs ‘Saved or Created’ in Congressional Districts That Don’t Exist.

Here’s a stimulus success story: In Arizona’s 9th Congressional District, 30 jobs have been saved or created with just $761,420 in federal stimulus spending. At least that’s what the website set up by the Obama Administration to track the $787 billion stimulus says.

There’s one problem, though: There is no 9th Congressional District in Arizona; the state has only eight Congressional Districts.

There’s no 86th Congressional District in Arizona either, but the government’s recovery.gov Web site says $34 million in stimulus money has been spent there.

In fact, Recovery.gov lists hundreds of millions spent and hundreds of jobs created in Congressional districts that don’t exist.

Meanwhile, in D.C.

October 30th, 2009

I’ve been meaning to make some posts regarding politics, but to be honest, I find it hard to concentrate on such matters without flying into a sputtering, incoherent rage.

The best I can do before the fury takes hold is to say that I categorically, without qualification, and unreservedly hope that everything the current leadership attempts to accomplish spins out of control and explodes into a massive conflagration of FAIL.

More later (if and when I calm down).

Obama hits the gas

July 14th, 2009

Often the politics of our nation is described as being like a pendulum, swinging to the right, then to the left, then back to the right, etc. It is often said that this is how we chart a course between the two extremes. It’s not a bad metaphor, as far as it goes.

As someone who leans right on many issues (spending, defense, and foreign relations mainly), I understand that I can’t always have my way. We’ve had our period of swinging to the right; now it’s time for others to move us to the left. Such a move bothers me, but I’m not completely opposed to it. It’s what happens in a representative democracy, after all.

But in the current leftward lurch, it seems all sense of balance has been discarded. Responsibility and moderation have been tossed out the window. Especially when it comes to spending. I admit that I have great difficulty grasping the immensity of government budgets or the intricacies of economics. I’m just a dumb art guy. But I can’t shake the sense that this government is over-reaching fiscally to an extent not seen before, and at a time when such spendthrift ways can only be viewed as reckless, foolhardy, and a betrayal of future generations.

Am I wrong to think this? Is this current budget madness just another in a long line of government splurges from both the right and the left? Well, here’s a clue: For the first time in history, our government deficit has topped $1 Trillion, and we still have three months left in the fiscal year.

I can only ask, “Who’s driving this spending machine?” The answer is in the short video below.

Obama is a hot chick

October 22nd, 2008

That’s the theory proposed by Greg Gutfeld over at The Daily Gut

So yesterday during an ideas meeting, a staffer pitched a story about Sarah Palin, focusing on how little we know about her time in college. My blood pressure spiked, because naturally her history – or lack thereof – is far less murkier than Barack Obama’s. But it didn’t seem to matter, because no matter what you have against the man, it just doesn’t stick.

Seriously, the man isn’t a presidential candidate – he’s a really hot chick.

You know what I mean, right?

Yes, Obama is the media’s hot chick in every way (except for, presumably, the ping-pong ball trick).

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